Shocking Mom Confessions

The story goes a little something like this. I conducted an undercover interview of 10 moms. They promised me unfiltered honesty and I promised them anonymity. What I asked of them was nothing short of the shocking truth!

I mean helloooo…wouldn’t you want to take a peak into the twisted labyrinth of a mom’s mind? What they gave me was their shocking reality and the realization that in the end we all share a collective yearning to survive motherhood.

Time to spill the beans on what I found out from these incognito ladies… 

1)    I sent my kid to school with pink eye and pretended it was allergies.

2)    I accidentally forgot to put the stroller lock on while I was loading groceries and the stroller rolled down a steep hill into traffic … luckily I ran for my life and caught the stroller midway.

3)    I pull their earlobes in private when they talk back.

4)    When they refuse to go to sleep, I tell my kids that a pack of wolverines will come and take them away…and then I howl. Haha

5)    I hate playing with my kids.

6)    When I’m desperate for my twins to stop fighting, I google images of random orphanages and make them sit through a slideshow of their potential future. 

7)    I drink Baileys on a daily and pretend its coffee.

8)    I secretly despise the moms of my kids’ friends.

9)    I made my 8-year-old falsely believe he was being sent to a boarding school for misbehavior by having him pack his own luggage and stand outside on our street for an hour to wait for the imaginary “bus”.

10) Sometimes I lie to the grandparents and tell them we have an event to go to for free babysitting just so I can sit at home alone.  

The most shocking part of these shocking confessions is that they are pretty darn relatable! Share an anonymous confession on my blog!